May 24, 2009



In this interview, WISC-TV Morning show anchor Rob Starbuck does a pretty fair impression of me. Every TV station where I've worked had news people who mimiced me for laughs. These impressionists started off behind my back and then confronted me with my own voice to make it even more funny for the newsroom. I didn't know what to make of it. Now my 7-year-old granddaughter is doing it. And my wife just confessed that she and my son impersonate me it when I'm not around.

Am I really that goofy?

May 16, 2009

The Cheapest Person I Know (Mark Twain would call these stretchers)

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"My uncle was so cheap [that] before [he went] to bed he removed the battery of his watch and put it back in the morning to save the life of the battery."
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